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Joke of the Day

"An Irish man walks into a bar. ."

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"10: What's it like being a grown up? Me [hands her money]: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly"

"4-year-old: I put my Barbie in the tanning bed. Me: You don't have a Barbie tanning bed. 4: Me: *sprints to the toaster*"

"What's the difference between refrigerators and gay people? Refrigerators don't fart when the meat gets pulled out"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"

"Just told a girl who was getting too close we should just stay friens. In case you're wondering, I'll give her the d later"

"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."

"I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor... I still hate you."

"What do you call male and female Jewish baristas? Hebrews and Shebrews."