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Joke of the Day
"If a lady ever jumped out of my cake goddamnit she better be holding more cake"
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"I want to be rich enough to tell the Chipotle cashier, ""Guacamole is NO OBJECT!"""
"I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn't. So now I'm mourning wood."
"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."
"Did you hear about that Mexican train thief? They say he had loco motives."
"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."
"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"
"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""
"""GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE"" KID: *goes kicking and screaming* TEEN: You can't do this, I have plans tonight ADULT: Thank you so much"
"My grandfather could never throw anything away... That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade"