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Joke of the Day

"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"

"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"

"*starts throwing a fit* Iron man: Here. Eat a Snickers. Doctor Banner: Thanks, bro."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. . . from the corner of the street and I'm not willing to pay more than $2.40"

"Why people don't use #YOLO anymore? Because they lived once"

"I bought some powdered water I don't know what to add."

"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""

"It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency"

"Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 89% water. I can walk on babies. I am... in jail."

"Wow, I wish people were into politics as much as they're into sports. *meets someone who's really into politics* Wow, I wish I was dead."