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Joke of the Day
"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."
Next Joke
"I am so good in bed.... I can stay there all day long"
"Never bring a dildo to a knife fight."
"I'm not an alcoholic. I'm soberphobic."
"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"
"My biggest fear is dying alone. Not really stoked to die with people either. You know, dying in general doesn't exactly sound like pancakes."
"Today i realised why my Dad divorced my mom I saw her driving license. she has an F in sex"
"My kid's favorite joke right now: Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. ... omg that is SO gross"
"A man and a woman walk into a bar..."
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."