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Joke of the Day
"I just left a pregnancy test box in my brother's bathroom to mess with him and his new girlfriend."
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"My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman"
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"What do Wal mart and priests have in common? They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol"
"What's the difference between god and pilots? God doesn't think he's a pilot."
"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""
"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
"Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooke."
"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."
"she loves me [takes bite of hotdog] she loves me not [takes another bite of hotdog]"