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Joke of the Day

"Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies."

"I'm not suggesting Cher is a nazi, but at no point during ""If I Could Turn Back Time"" does she mention killing Hitler."

"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"

"My teacher pointed at me with...... My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said ""at the end of this ruler is and idiot!"" I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to."

"What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work? I'll catch you later!"

"What did the comedian say to the girl who looked like a virgin? ""You have untapped potential"""

"What did the man say to the sad fat guy? Hey, chins up buddy."

"last night my dog shit on the floor then at some point the Roomba came and smeared it all over the house :D"

"I get suicidal when I play guitar So I don't fret about it Sorry [8]"

"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"