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Joke of the Day

"NSFW: Sperm 1: God I'm getting tired! How long 'til we reach the fallopian tubes? Sperm 2: Still a long way to go..........We've only passed the tonsils."

"Valentines Day Drinks: $80. Dinner: $75. The room: $250. The look on his face when she says ""I'm on my period"": Priceless."

"Im going to make a joke about Polish people They're shiny"

"[interview after finishing last in the olympics] do you regret saying ""I could win this race wearing flip flops"" [pulls mic close] yes"

"What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"It's all fun and games until you notice the ""rocket"" in your son's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."

"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"

"Have you seen John anywhere? No, but I've Cena guy just like him."

"Do you know what the difference is between a joke and a dick? Girls never laugh at my jokes. :-("

"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."