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Joke of the Day

"I believe hell approves of this joke How do you circumcise a catholic priest? Kick the choir boy in the chin."

"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"

"A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling."

"My best friend was talking to me about proposing to his girlfriend. I'm not sure though, she's not really my type."

"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."

"A student walks up to their teacher. Student: ""Teacher, would you ever get mad at me for something I didn't do?"" Teacher: ""Of course not! why?"" Student: ""Because I didn't do my homework"""

"Why did the duck go into Rehab? Because he was a quack head"

"3 Big things happened to me today 1) My neighbor said he didn't like me 2) My neighbor got hit by a bus 3) I lost my bus drivers license"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."

"I started my own traffic control company. It's a slow-moving business."