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Joke of the Day

"Ayy, lets get the denk jokes up in here. ONLY THE DANKEST OF THE DANK (this is my first post)"

"I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him."

"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"

"So I guess these Brazillian jokes aren't happening Neymar?"

"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."

"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"

"Damn girl, are you misplaced silverware? Because why aren't you in the kitchen?"

"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."

"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"

"Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta."