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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal? Because he wanted to transcend dental medication."

"some simple jokes whats big white and falls out of a tree? a fridge whats green and has wheels? grass i was lying about the wheels"

"Did you hear about the preganant comedian? She's got a pun in the oven."

"What is the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple waits until your 12 to come on your face"

"Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""does this taste funny to you""?"

"What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies."

"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight."

"Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"