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Joke of the Day

"I consider myself to be... a reflexive pronoun."

"I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined"

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunjee cord? My ass!"

"In coach, I like to pretend it's my private plane and I happened to invite along a couple hundred of my stinkiest and loudest friends."

"*Snowstorm on it's way* America - we need to stock up on bread and milk! Canadians - better hit the beer store."

"REMEMBER: If you mention another race, you're racist."

"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"

"Marriage is like Thanksgiving dinner You can make it last, but it gets a little worse every day."

"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."

"This guy went for an interview with Buzzfeed What happened next will shock you"