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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !"
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"[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?"
"Never get a cheap circumcision. It's a rip-off."
"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"
"When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches? Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets"
"Hmm ok Trump may have said another horrible thing but let's not forget Hillary once texted a friend ""Omw!"" while she was still in the shower"
"I only wear dresses on sad occasions, like funerals and weddings."
"I accidentally heated my Hot Pocket for 20:00 instead of 2:00 and now there's a giant radioactive Hot Pocket in my apartment watching my tv"
"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."
"Why did the cynic fall asleep? Because he had a bed day."