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Joke of the Day
"""Doctor doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me!"" ""Next please."""
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"What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves? Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money"
"The person you're eating with can't wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone."
"In middle school, I had a crush on a kid named BJ. When you write Heather loves BJ on your notebooks, you make a lot of friends."
"An app that scans phone lines for fax machines and sends the word ""why""."
"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"
"I wear my glasses to the liquor store in an effort to appear responsible."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? It's pretty cheesy."
"I'm actually kind of handsome when you're drunk and the light is low and there's no other dudes around and you have low standards."
"I was always a home builder but lately I've developed an apartment complex."