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Joke of the Day

"It's not my fault that I'm lazy. It walks in the family."

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."

"Hey venus flytrap got you a treat how bout a big ol juicy bug open your mouth..BOOM THATS A MILK DUD you're a plant you eat sunlight idiot"

"Why did the cat stop singing? Because it was out of tuna."

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store."

"Why does Batman wear a mask? Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis"

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"Today's word is Legs. Spread the word."

"If I've learned one thing from watching horror movies, it's if you buy snacks from vending machines, you will die."