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Joke of the Day
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? A retail store."
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"I tried to catch a bunch of fog this morning. Mist"
"what's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Jesus? Jesus died a virgin."
"What do you call the only wood that doesn't float? Natalie."
"I'll tell you what I know about midgets and dwarves. Very little"
"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."
"Anybody who says they could never conceive of killing another human being just needs to meet more people."
"What's the difference between a car tire and 365 blowjobs? One's a Goodyear... and one's a *great* year."
"Whenever my mum tells me to budget wisely, I remind her that she spent 80 on a dog coat. And we don't even have a dog."
"""I'd like you to meet my half sister."" ""Different fathers?"" ""Shark attack."""