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Joke of the Day

"Mike Tyson caught experimenting with Methamphetamines... He exclaims, ""I was just mething around!"""

"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"In America, you're the bomb is a complement. In Iraq, you're the bomb is the argument."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? What's up my nigga?!"

"why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the border"

"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."

"Reflections on this mirror appear uglier than they really are because of the erroneous standards of beauty set by our judgemental society."

"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"

"""And... uh... chocolate kills dogs."" - God puts the finishing touches on life on earth."