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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."
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"Oh, you sent me an event invite on Facebook? We've never met and you live 2,400 miles away, of course I'll go!!"
"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks."
"The dentist just said I need a crown, so I jumped up and yelled, ""I'm king of the dentists!"" The nitrous made it funny."
"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."
"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."
"Which is more threatening? A big sword or a small sword? The small sword - it's a little rapier"
"An Apple a day may keep the Doctor away!!!... But an Onion a day keeps Everybody away!!!"