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Joke of the Day

"Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence"

"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"

"""Makin all the ladies drop they panties"" I brag, pulling the fire alarm at Victoria's Secret."

"Weird Question in Exam Q) What do you find in cells? My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology."

"I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw."

"What's the best part of Chinese food? The 4/10 cookie"

"How do we know that deer are stupid... ...and not just *really* suicidal?"

"Pretty arrogant of Red Delicious Apples to put ""delicious"" in their name. Like calm down. You're still just an apple. You ain't no prize."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? Canoes tip"

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."