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Joke of the Day

"My favorite quote. ""Deep down, every human being just wants to be remembered."" *anonymous*"

"My favorite people are the ones that like to pass judgement on others because they have obviously lead a perfect life"

"started my own brewery kindof just pour root beer into square bottles."

"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."

"After all that shit, I can't believe they are finally back together. My ass cheeks"

"Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work? He was expecting showers."

"I'm not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat's hair grows back."

"I'm 39, If you invite me to a party that only starts after 10pm, I'm not even going to pretend I'll make it."

"What do you call an orgy with drummers? A gang bang."

"How are children like slinkies? It's fun to toss them down stairs."