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Joke of the Day
"This is a Tylenol conversation. So you can Aleve."
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"What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student? A philosophy student asks you *why* you want fries with that"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"
"Wife: Ugh, I wish my boobs were bigger. Husband: Try rubbing toilet paper between them. Wife: How would that help? Husband: Well, it seems to be working just fine on your ass."
"She: ""Give it to me, I'm soo wet! give it to me!"" Me: She can scream all she wants but the umbrella is mine."
"santa claus visits everyone Q: What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton? A: Ho, ho, ho!"
"When I open the washing machine lid mid-cycle, I feel like I've entered a party where everybody suddenly stops dancing and stares at me."
"u cant teach an old fern new tricks. u cant teach any fern any tricks. basicaly a fern makes for a verey disobedient pet"
"Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste."
"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."