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Joke of the Day

"Bad money What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."

"I don't see why everybody wants a white iPhone... Everyone knows the black ones run faster!"

"Do it for the vine https://vine.co/v/eu9MOKJaiYi"

"Hung like Einstein smart as a horse... Thanks dad."

"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"

"How do chemists poison each other? With a Pb & J sandwich"

"An artilleryman says what? What? Right. What? What. He says what. What?"

"Whats the difference between vaginal and anal sex? The vaginal sex can make your day, but anal sex will definitely make your hole weak."

"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."

"If Leonardo da Vinci posted the Mona Lisa on Instagram today, it would get 30 likes, tops."