220493

Joke of the Day

"Wife: Ugh, I wish my boobs were bigger. Husband: Try rubbing toilet paper between them. Wife: How would that help? Husband: Well, it seems to be working just fine on your ass."

"Before having sex with a girl, you should always (ALWAYS) ask..."

"Musical Contradiction Piano is my forte."

"Why do dogs wag their tails ? ""Because no one else will do it for them !"""

"equality A woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less."

"What do a communist and a nihilist have in common? It's all the same to them"

"My family doesn't get together a lot during the holidays. We see each other enough throughout the year at all the interventions."

"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."

"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"

"alcoholic alzheimer's anonymous. No one knows who they are, or what they're drinking."