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Joke of the Day
"Still trying to convince my boss that I'm just using beer-flavoured toothpaste."
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"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you drink out of that little thing?"
"I really identify with the trans movement... For the first 9 months of my life, I was a man trapped in a woman's body!"
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? There's no rest for the wicked."
"How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail."
"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("
"What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved."
"What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!"
"Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA."