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Joke of the Day
"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"
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"Whenever a fast food employee reads my order back to me I always say, ""did you just call me fat?"" They love that."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread to the ceiling."
"What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series? Lord Of The Chinks"
"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."
"What is the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"
"If I ever had a heart transplant I would want my ex's because it's never been used"
"Why did the spy steal the laptop? It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'."
"What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck"