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Joke of the Day

"""And the rest is history."" -Lazy history teacher"

"What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend? ""IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"""

"I think armless persons are the best You've gotta hand it to them."

"What do you call a cow that just had a baby? De-calf-inated"

"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They got six months each."

"If I offended anyone in the last 24 hours sorry but I forgot my medication and I ran out or premium beer and my son's dating a scientologist"

"I never thought I'd buy into Feng Shui But oh how the tables have turned."

"Boss: Tell me a joke Me: I am busy Boss: Good one!! Tell me another"

"If ""Pretty Woman"" teaches us anything it's that prostitution is a lucrative, whimsical enterprise that every young woman should try."

"A mushroom walks into a bar The bartender says: ""Get out of here! We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says: ""Why not man? I really am a FunGi."""