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Joke of the Day

"In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time. Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?"

"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."

"Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord."

"SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses."

"""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING. YOU SUCK."" I yell at the football player in the TV as I'm sitting on a couch having cake"

"When I die, someone, please attend my funeral dressed as the Grim Reaper and just stand there and don't say a word. Thanks."

"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"

"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"

"GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER"

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke... She'd say ""Knock knock"", we'd say ""Who's there?"". Then she'd say ""I can't remember""... and start to cry."