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Joke of the Day

"(guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*"

"(NSFW) What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken caesar salad"

"What do you call a naked blond standing on her hands? A brunette with bad breath."

"A former boxer decided to go into the writing business There is no punchline."

"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."

"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"

"Bored, so I'm going to find a kid that looks like me and tell her I'm her from the future."

"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"

"Both Christmas and New Years fell on a weekend this year, which had to suck for the four or five of you that still have jobs."