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Joke of the Day
"If you're American outside of the bathroom, what are you inside it? European"
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"What is a vegetable's favorite martial art? He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe."
"A deaf couple decide they want to break up... Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: They went their separate ways and never heard from eachother again."
"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."
"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"
"[Wheel] _'D L_K_ TO SOL__ TH_ P_ZZL_ I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat Go ahead I'd like to solve the puzzle Yes, go ahead No, I'd like to.."
"Reality T.V. Show Idea: Put The Kardashians, Honey Boo Boo, and the Jersey Shore cast on a island. Have them fight it out until the last one stands and call it ""Who Gives A Fuk"""
"What's half a joke look like?"
"I slept so good last night.. It was like I was on a date with Bill Cosby."
"If Christians made a movie about church attendance, what would they call it? Exodus"