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Joke of the Day
"Jesus is a really bad WoW player... ...When he dies it takes 3 days to resurrect him."
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"Why shouldn't you let your kids run more than a mile? Because at the second mile they get raped."
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"
"So I was feeling really depressed due to the attack in Paris... I phoned the Islamic Samaritans. When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he ain't comin'."
"What was the General's answer... to the President's inquiry, as to what military division has been most under appreciated during his term? ""Tanks, Obama."""
"An Asian woman brings her large Irish boyfriend to meet her traditional parents Her mother says: ""You bring great Shamus to this family."""
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
"Your Harvard education doesn't make me respect you more - it makes me respect Harvard less."
"Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball? Juan on Juan"