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Joke of the Day
"Abusing a word, done correctly I have eye opening experiences every day, quite literally."
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"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. I'm sorry"
"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"
"What do you call the gingerbread man's ghetto cousin? The wonderbread man."
"If you laid all the veins in your body end to end... you'd be dead."
"dad, why does my cake say ""we dont want a talking cake"" ""its a long story son"""
"So you want to hear a joke My life..."
"In New York, yelling at someone is demeaning it's de meaning of being a New Yorker!"
"How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher? Calculator!"