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Joke of the Day

"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"

"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"

"When I went to bed last night I had 47,000 followers. Now I have 700. Did I spell something wrong?"

"A new prisoner meets Elsa in his new cell... A new prisoner meets Elsa in a cell in the prison. He asks her: ""Why are you here?"" And Elsa answers: ""Because they don't let me go."""

"Why did the one eyed bird go into a frozen food store Because it was birdseye"

"What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of the coffin."

"Why don't blind people like skydiving? It scares the crap out of the dog."

"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"

"How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it."

"Two blondes talking... ""I took a pregnancy test the other day..."" ""Oh dear, were the questions hard?"""