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Joke of the Day
"What day was Doris Day born? Doris' day."
Next Joke
"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."
"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."
"What's the best side of the house to build a deck on? The outside"
"What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque."
"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted."
"Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed"
"Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth."
"[On phone with Pizza Hut] Me: I texted my order 4 hrs ago! PH: Are you sure you didn't tweet it...again? Me: PH: Sir? Me: K. Love you. Bye."
"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"