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Joke of the Day

"How to keep idiot waiting? I'll tell tomorrow."

"I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it."

"The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't. *Edit: ""If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke."" - Joker*"

"Why did the porkchop scream for help? I'd tell you the rest, but I don't want to spoil the meat of the joke."

"I had to fire my carpenter Turns out he was a mahoganist."

"Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now? One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years."

"Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions."

"Garden Water Features by Lily Pond"

"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."