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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why couldn't the cat speak? A: The dog taped his mouth."
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"I saw a black man walking down the street with a TV. ""That looks a lot like mine..."" I thought... Then I remembered mine was at home shining my shoes."
"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""
"I got a 100 dollar giftcard to Kmart and now I can't decide which Kmart I want to buy."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words, ""STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTE SHIT"""
"[Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people"
"What do you call it when you think you've lost your Italian cured meat, but then you find it again? A falsalami"
"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"Today I had a second helping of hummus. I was arrested for double hummus-ide."
"Organic Chemistry... You R-O-R get it, or you don't"