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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock! - Who's there? - Dingo! - Dingo who? - MANDINGO!!!"

"How many hipsters does it take to...? ...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again."

"My fire alarm keeps going off. I think it's because my girlfriend keeps coming in. She is smoking hot."

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"

"What did the Jewish baby say to the Rabbi? Keep the tip."

"I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes... But it was .99 cents!"

"How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb? I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!"

"My daughter swam with dolphins for $2,000. I think she should've been able to have sex with them for that price."

"I wear gasoline for cologne because b*tches love money."

"How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's? It smells like teen spirit."