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Joke of the Day
"I wasn't going to buy Thrift Shop on iTunes... But it was .99 cents!"
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"A Person With Autism Walks Into A Bar ""Ouch"" he says."
"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"
"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."
"Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: ""revive me I have the ray gun"""
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Interviewer: What's your greatest weakness? Me: Answering the semantics of a question but ignoring the pragmatics Interviewer: Could you give me an example? Me: Yes I could"
"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"
"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."
"I just found out that my pillow has a better sex life than me It gets head every night"