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Joke of the Day

"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."

"I'm starting a company that will sell electronic storage devices and almonds. I'm calling it ""CDs Nuts"""

"I had to use my glasses when playing tennis. Because its a no contact sport."

"if you're hiding from a deranged killer and forget to put your phone on silent, at least make the ringtone the benny hill theme."

"It's a little sad that today's youth don't get to experience a red rubber dodgeball to the face like we did back in the day."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"We only have world peace today thanks to the tireless efforts of thousands of former beauty queens who didn't give up on their dreams."

"[interview] ""Describe yourself in 5 words."" me: Salacious. Professionally sensual. HR compliant."

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon? They don't believe in evolution"