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Joke of the Day
"What is a guy with multi-tasking called? Husband."
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"What do you call a lizard with sex problems? Ereptile Dysfunction"
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."
"The Queen doesn't like to speak about the paedophiles in her court... They're all touchy subjects."
"The teachers could tell my wife & I were embarrassed by our son's grades when we showed up to conferences with paper bags on our heads."
"CNN writer: how's this - my phone is missing. CNN exec: meh Writer: It was on AIRPLANE mode! *CNN exec absolutely loses it*"
"Old man at the gym just told.me this one. Women asks me:""do you smoke after intercourse?"" I don't know, I haven't looked"
"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."
"He just gave me his last bit of bacon. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. It was a proposal right?"
"i wanna get a huge pile of rocks for my driveway so i can park my car like a range rover dealership"