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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? Ab minor"

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"""Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined."" - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark."

"Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition."

"Hi yes, I'd like the cheeseburger ""How would you like that cooked?"" *gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously"

"What is a germans favorite passtime at a concert? They jump off the stage to go krautsurfing."

"1995: the information superhighway will mean anyone can do anything from anywhere 2015: must be willing to relocate to San Francisco"

"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter."

"My Jewish girlfriend left me for a black man. Nigga stole my kike."