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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the me neither joke? Me neither."
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"What did the man say when he stopped piggybacking his fat friend? ""Man, it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders!"""
"Where do taxi drivers with bad skin go for treatment? The Taxi Dermist."
"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""
"50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies... Well first it tied them, then it beat them."
"Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a poo"
"Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's ""push it"" and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy."
"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"
"What do you call a porn site for celeb lookalikes? Doppelbangers"
"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"