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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I changed your ringtone to Salt-N-Pepa's ""push it"" and called you a bunch of times during your colonoscopy."

"1 fist bump from a cool black dude = 5 years of my white parents loving me."

"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."

"Your mom takes so much dicks that the word cocktail was invented for her"

"Please don't take my 'mmm hm's' as encouragement to go on with your story."

"What do you call a nurse with dirty knees? The Head Nurse."

"What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!"

"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"

"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."

"If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible."