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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have stinky hands? He kneaded a poo"
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"How is Trump vs. Clinton like Godzilla vs. Mothra? No matter who wins, the city will be destroyed."
"A gay man asked me which way I went and I said, ""Counter-cockwise."""
"What did Blake Edwards say when asked if he had a roomate? Yes, I have a rhuuuum, mate!"
"[speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?"
"A guy asks a nurse about his wife.. guy: Nurse when do you think we can have sex? Nurse:wait I'll just go and change."
"Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep? Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!"
"I'm not an alcoholic ... Alcoholic's need a drink, but I already have one"
"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."
"My friend can't wait for legalized euthanasia Seriously, the man is dying to not live"