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Joke of the Day
"I'm a necrophiliac... ...but my friends seem to be cool about it"
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"How did the man get the woman into the pool club? He snooker in!"
"Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest? Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
"2 antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert? Because it's Camel-flaged..."
"And the bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" A tachyon walks into a bar."
"What do you call a tall buffalo? Buffahigh"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile the other day... Thats an awfully big word for a six year old."
"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"
"When you say, ""9 out of 10 forest fires are caused by humans,"" all I hear is, ""There's a bear out there who knows how to use matches."""