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Joke of the Day

"Love doesn't walk away, people do."

"This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper..."

"Whenever I play Hide'n'Seek, I always hide in the toilet It was a pretty crappy place to hide"

"When in trouble I think What Would Justin Bieber Do? scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba-da-cha!"

"What do you call a chicken surrounded by men? A buk-buk-BUKKAKE!"

"I just read somewhere that Reddit is dead I think I misreddit"

"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"

"Every year there's a teacher I hate. The past three years it's been my 10th grade teacher."

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""