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Joke of the Day

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

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"No, YOUUU had a kid just so you could have someone to eat pizza and play video games with"
"They say ""You are what you eat"" so I guess we should eat skinny people."
"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."
"How hungry do you have to be to eat feces? ...just hungry enough to get McDonald's."
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""screw the neighbors""."
"Uh oh I planned two dates today thinking one of them would cancel and now I have to come up with a lie and quick"
"What did the double-amputee say when he stood up? ""I stand corrected."" -From /r/showerthoughts"
"Why did the whale cross the road? To get to the other tide."
"My wife's cooking is so bad.... My wife's cooking is so bad we usually pray after our food."