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Joke of the Day

"When in trouble I think What Would Justin Bieber Do? scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly."

"My Reddit posts are just like my prostitutes. They always end up getting buried."

"How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on how many cops planted it there"

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"A joke my 4 year old came up with today... Him: ""What's the only mammal that can breathe under water?"" Me: ""I dunno, what?"" Him (loudly): ""An elephant sticking his trunk up!"""

"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."

"Jesus, take the wheel. Carlos, you take the stereo & I'll take lookout."

"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."

"Why they never refuel in Fast and Furious? Vin Diesel"

"How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it."