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Joke of the Day

"This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that's also the last time I'll buy cheap toilet paper..."

"Of course, Lil' Wayne isn't his real name. It's Lillian Waynard."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."

"Every time I make a poop joke, Dorothy Parker rolls in her grave. I should probably stop pooping there."

"Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium? He tripped a fan"

"What kind of dog did Jesus own a holy shih-tzu"

"Nice weather guys, lets have the internet outside today..."

"A guy shows up late for work... The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"You know what they say in the tire industry? Have a good year!"

"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."