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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? A: Because snakes make lots of strikes."
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"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."
"What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy? A heir cut"
"What do you do when you want to hold a bunny? You grabbit."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? ....the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"
"""Annie are you ok?"" -yep ""Are you ok?"" -dude, I just said yes ""Are you ok Annie?"" -THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS MICHAEL"
"I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions. I call it: Prose and Cons"
"A boy wrote Santa: ""please send me a sister"". Santa wrote back: ""Alright, send me your mother""."
"Have you ever tried eating your watch? It's time consuming"
"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""