209823

Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a refrigerator? ....the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"

Next Joke
 
"Gave my blind mate a cheese grater the other day... He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
"Five years after the Financial Meltdown, isn't it time to recognize that 'The Financial Meltdown' would be an amazing name for a sandwich?"
"Today I saw a dead baby ghost... Upon reflection, it might have been a handkerchief."
"What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread? A bakery."
"what did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts!"
"You don't need Crossfit if you have to get to the mailbox and back whilst avoiding mosquitoes the size of chihuahuas."
"What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza? Pearl Harbor pizza."
"I hate toilets... They're so shitty."
"I just sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on eBay Imagine all the PayPal"
Terms & Privacy