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Joke of the Day

"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."

"I found a new way of making popcorn... just give an ear a baby"

"My parallel parking skills are unparalleled."

"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""

"What do you need to make a crystal salad? Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice"

"We could make the world much greener this #earthday if we simply banned red and blue"

"You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?"

"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"

"So I found this funny joke today /r/MensRights"

"RIP to that hoodie you left at your ex-gf's house. She says she has no idea what youre talkin about but she knows. Wheres my hoodie, Denise?"