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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"

"Heard the one about the corduroy pillowcase? It's making headlines."

"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""

"When I die My only wish is that I die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling for help like the passengers in his car."

"What do you call a shitty bungalow? Dungalow."

"There are two typos of people in the world... ... those who proofread, and those who don't."

"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""

"A pirate joke kind of day. What do pirates and pimps have in common? They both say ""YO HO!"" and walk with a limp!"

"Girlfriend is on her way over. Aaaaaaannd history deleted."

"If your father is a Priest, could you call him Father dad? Shit thought, shit joke."