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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy? OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!"
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"If I had a time machine and could travel to any time imaginable, I know in my heart I'd probably just set that thing to lunchtime."
"What do Jimmy Saville and Lady Thatcher have in common? They both fucked miners in the 80s."
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"
"Just found out I have a tumor in my ladyparts... It's one of those that can be known to have hair, teeth and bone in it. I don't what I should do. I'll probably just get an abortion though."
"Girl are you a gorilla exhibit? Cause I wanna throw a child in you"
"Why did the python return his pants? They were too constricting."
"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
"A man fixes things If a man says he will fix something, he will! There's no need to remind him every six months..."